Doesn’t Like Short People

So, I wrote him back. And, I was not nice. Can you blame me?

W-T-F

"I truly am not ready just yet for a "relationship." Would you consider being friends with benefits with me until I got my head and heart cleared up?"

“You Smell Yummy”

Tell me, LikeOmigod Readers...would YOU go to these lengths to meet someone?

It’s Complicated

When I used to cry my eyes out over some douchebag that hurt me back in the day...I was secretly wishing that I'd become this cold-hearted bitch that could set aside my emotions and just sex it up, having fun. My friends were doing it...why couldn't I?

Douches

I've gone on plenty of dates (now) worth mentioning, I've heard plenty of stories from friends, which are not only great, but help me remember other crappy dates that I've had...also worth mentioning...but LikeOmigod has been slipping. So here...let's just start all over. Let's start with a douchebag. Or two. Or three.