Alert: Longest. Blog. Ever. Y'all... I went on a date last night and did not have a great feeling about this guy before I met him...and that feeling lasted till the end of the date. O.M.G.! I'm pretty sure if I went on a second date, I'd be locked up in a basement somewhere. I've never … Continue reading The Emoji Man
“Down to Earth”
Who knew "down to earth" meant finding someone who is "freaky." Since women are the only ones who can message men after a match has been made... Me: Hey there! So how has the hunt been for said kick ass girl? (In reference to his profile and his search.) Him: Still looking. [Frowny Face] Me: … Continue reading “Down to Earth”
The Storm Trooper
I think he knew that I wasn't the woman for him and I definitely knew that he wasn't the man for me, so we just made small talk. There weren't any crazy awkward pauses which was good, and, I learned a new thing or two.
“You Smell Yummy”
Tell me, LikeOmigod Readers...would YOU go to these lengths to meet someone?
How can someone who has so much in common with you be so wrong for you??? Just went out on a date with a guy who told me: his life story, why he can't get a job (he's trying for law enforcement) and why he can't get laid OR keep a girlfriend. To top it … Continue reading Whack Job