Alert: Longest. Blog. Ever. Y'all... I went on a date last night and did not have a great feeling about this guy before I met him...and that feeling lasted till the end of the date. O.M.G.! I'm pretty sure if I went on a second date, I'd be locked up in a basement somewhere. I've never … Continue reading The Emoji Man
“Down to Earth”
Who knew "down to earth" meant finding someone who is "freaky." Since women are the only ones who can message men after a match has been made... Me: Hey there! So how has the hunt been for said kick ass girl? (In reference to his profile and his search.) Him: Still looking. [Frowny Face] Me: … Continue reading “Down to Earth”
So, I'm still on Bumble and my time on the app has still been entertaining. The 5'9" guy got cold feet and/or decided he wasn't interested, and I'm okay with that. On to the next one, right? The app entices you to continue swiping if you haven't been on in while, and shows you ads … Continue reading Seriously Stupid
The Stars at Night
Are big and bright.... So...I met up with "Temple" last night. For the first time in all my life, I set a date for a Sunday. A day that I usually use to grocery shop, meal prep, relax, and/or just catch up on TV shows. I'm typically not social on a Sunday. But after eight … Continue reading The Stars at Night
The Storm Trooper
I think he knew that I wasn't the woman for him and I definitely knew that he wasn't the man for me, so we just made small talk. There weren't any crazy awkward pauses which was good, and, I learned a new thing or two.