I've never met a nice, good John. They've all been assholes. My ex, this guy, The Crapper (another word for John)...The Chemist...
Like A Boss
I would have respected him more, if he had just owned up to his job. If you're embarrassed by what you do, change it. If you don't like what you're doing. Change it. Change jobs. I disliked the fact that he was willing to let some 10-letter word (management) change his story.
Doesn’t Like Short People
So, I wrote him back. And, I was not nice. Can you blame me?
"I truly am not ready just yet for a "relationship." Would you consider being friends with benefits with me until I got my head and heart cleared up?"
“You Smell Yummy”
Tell me, LikeOmigod Readers...would YOU go to these lengths to meet someone?