Just got an email from a guy (Snowboardkidd) on OKCupid, whom I haven’t even spoken 10 words to yet, and he’s already asking me if we can be “friends with benefits.”
Really dude? Does that line really work for you?
First-ever message.
“Hi.”
My response: “Howdy.”
Second Message.
“How are you today?”
My response: “Great. How are you?”
Third message.
“Better, now!!!! :-)”
Fourth Message.
“What are you doing?”
My response: “Working. You?”
Fifth Message.
“I am off and bored. 😦 What do you do for a living?”
My response: “I’m a graphic designer for a hospital.”
Sixth Message. (Two days later.)
“I truly am not ready just yet for a “relationship.” Would you consider being friends with benefits with me until I got my head and heart cleared up?”
My response: blank stare
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What a hot mess! Sorry you have to go through this! What an idiot!
Lura
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