"I truly am not ready just yet for a "relationship." Would you consider being friends with benefits with me until I got my head and heart cleared up?"

they say

if you're married, coupled up, etc...tell me how "he" or "she" just appeared. and if you're single and you've stopped looking, tell me how that's workin' out for ya.

I do…

I think my eyes popped out of my head. And maybe my va-jay-jay popped out too. At that moment, my invisible chastity belt hung on for dear life. Really dude? We hadn’t even had sex yet…and here he was talking about wanting to get me pregnant. Uh. Negative. No way. No effin’ way!