"I truly am not ready just yet for a "relationship." Would you consider being friends with benefits with me until I got my head and heart cleared up?"
if you're married, coupled up, etc...tell me how "he" or "she" just appeared. and if you're single and you've stopped looking, tell me how that's workin' out for ya.
I think my eyes popped out of my head. And maybe my va-jay-jay popped out too. At that moment, my invisible chastity belt hung on for dear life. Really dude? We hadn’t even had sex yet…and here he was talking about wanting to get me pregnant. Uh. Negative. No way. No effin’ way!
#10) "[After he finishes describing himself] Some say that I'm cocky, but I'm just confident." Red Flag. Chances are that if you say you're not cocky, but confident, you're lying and you're really just a douche. Seriously people.
Can someone tell me why men feel the need to put up pictures of themselves flicking off the camera on their dating profile??? We know it's cool to your buddies...but I don't particularly like getting flicked off on the Internet, especially when I can't do it back you jerks!!!