The Emoji Man

Alert: Longest. Blog. Ever. Y'all... I went on a date last night and did not have a great feeling about this guy before I met him...and that feeling lasted till the end of the date. O.M.G.! I'm pretty sure if I went on a second date, I'd be locked up in a basement somewhere. I've never … Continue reading The Emoji Man

“Down to Earth”

Who knew "down to earth" meant finding someone who is "freaky." Since women are the only ones who can message men after a match has been made... Me: Hey there! So how has the hunt been for said kick ass girl? (In reference to his profile and his search.) Him: Still looking. [Frowny Face] Me: … Continue reading “Down to Earth”

Seriously Stupid

So, I'm still on Bumble and my time on the app has still been entertaining. The 5'9" guy got cold feet and/or decided he wasn't interested, and I'm okay with that. On to the next one, right? The app entices you to continue swiping if you haven't been on in while, and shows you ads … Continue reading Seriously Stupid


So...I broke up with the "Don't Know What to Do" guy. Instead of calling him The Last Guy, I think I'm going to have to rename him Failure To Launch. That's a whole other story for another day. Another guy has asked me out recently and his name is "John." I have had all the … Continue reading Update