So...I broke up with the "Don't Know What to Do" guy. Instead of calling him The Last Guy, I think I'm going to have to rename him Failure To Launch. That's a whole other story for another day. Another guy has asked me out recently and his name is "John." I have had all the … Continue reading Update
"What is the worst break-up letter you've ever received and/or sent?"
I think he knew that I wasn't the woman for him and I definitely knew that he wasn't the man for me, so we just made small talk. There weren't any crazy awkward pauses which was good, and, I learned a new thing or two.
I've never met a nice, good John. They've all been assholes. My ex, this guy, The Crapper (another word for John)...The Chemist...
He looked at me like I had the plague and pushed himself back from me. "I don't think I can date you," he said.