likeomigod unplugged

While I've clearly stated I don't care to date anyone (at the moment), it hasn't stopped guys from asking me out and/or guys being douchebags. It also hasn't stopped the ridiculous emails that I get on a daily basis and the crazies that keep finding me.

Douches

I've gone on plenty of dates (now) worth mentioning, I've heard plenty of stories from friends, which are not only great, but help me remember other crappy dates that I've had...also worth mentioning...but LikeOmigod has been slipping. So here...let's just start all over. Let's start with a douchebag. Or two. Or three.