Who knew "down to earth" meant finding someone who is "freaky." Since women are the only ones who can message men after a match has been made... Me: Hey there! So how has the hunt been for said kick ass girl? (In reference to his profile and his search.) Him: Still looking. [Frowny Face] Me: … Continue reading “Down to Earth”
So...I broke up with the "Don't Know What to Do" guy. Instead of calling him The Last Guy, I think I'm going to have to rename him Failure To Launch. That's a whole other story for another day. Another guy has asked me out recently and his name is "John." I have had all the … Continue reading Update
Best. Break-up Letter. Ever.
"What is the worst break-up letter you've ever received and/or sent?"
The Human Trafficker
I've never met a nice, good John. They've all been assholes. My ex, this guy, The Crapper (another word for John)...The Chemist...
He looked at me like I had the plague and pushed himself back from me. "I don't think I can date you," he said.