Best. Break-up Letter. Ever.

"What is the worst break-up letter you've ever received and/or sent?"

Doesn’t Like Short People

So, I wrote him back. And, I was not nice. Can you blame me?

W-T-F

"I truly am not ready just yet for a "relationship." Would you consider being friends with benefits with me until I got my head and heart cleared up?"

“You Smell Yummy”

Tell me, LikeOmigod Readers...would YOU go to these lengths to meet someone?