It’s Complicated

When I used to cry my eyes out over some douchebag that hurt me back in the day...I was secretly wishing that I'd become this cold-hearted bitch that could set aside my emotions and just sex it up, having fun. My friends were doing it...why couldn't I?

likeomigod unplugged

While I've clearly stated I don't care to date anyone (at the moment), it hasn't stopped guys from asking me out and/or guys being douchebags. It also hasn't stopped the ridiculous emails that I get on a daily basis and the crazies that keep finding me.

I got married!

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Gobble Gobble

Thanksgiving is a time where many give thanks to what they are blessed with in life and I wanted to return the favor, LikeOmigod style.