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Whack Job

How can someone who has so much in common with you be so wrong for you??? Just went out on a date with a guy who told me: his life story, why he can't get a job (he's trying for law enforcement) and why he can't get laid OR keep a girlfriend. To top it … Continue reading Whack Job

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likeomigod unplugged

While I've clearly stated I don't care to date anyone (at the moment), it hasn't stopped guys from asking me out and/or guys being douchebags. It also hasn't stopped the ridiculous emails that I get on a daily basis and the crazies that keep finding me.

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I got married!

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

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“Hose”

Just a quick disclaimer: This blog is not saying that I would never try the pantyhose freakyness (because I will try everything at least once), but mentioning it on a first date guys? Really?

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The Backseat of My Car

He grabbed the side of my face and put his other hand around my neck and moved in for the kill…only to move around like a sloppy fish…or like someone doing the electric head slide.