He grabbed the side of my face and put his other hand around my neck and moved in for the kill…only to move around like a sloppy fish…or like someone doing the electric head slide.
Gobble Gobble
Thanksgiving is a time where many give thanks to what they are blessed with in life and I wanted to return the favor, LikeOmigod style.
they say
if you're married, coupled up, etc...tell me how "he" or "she" just appeared. and if you're single and you've stopped looking, tell me how that's workin' out for ya.
Douches
I've gone on plenty of dates (now) worth mentioning, I've heard plenty of stories from friends, which are not only great, but help me remember other crappy dates that I've had...also worth mentioning...but LikeOmigod has been slipping. So here...let's just start all over. Let's start with a douchebag. Or two. Or three.
Because I Said So
But I do have to hand it to her though. In high school, she found my senior prom date. Yes. There's no need to comment...I was awkward and a complete nerd and there were no guys lining up at my front door waiting to take me out.
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