i wonder if Match.com pays people to put up a ridiculous profile in order to make the OTHER guys look great?
Douches
I've gone on plenty of dates (now) worth mentioning, I've heard plenty of stories from friends, which are not only great, but help me remember other crappy dates that I've had...also worth mentioning...but LikeOmigod has been slipping. So here...let's just start all over. Let's start with a douchebag. Or two. Or three.
Because I Said So
But I do have to hand it to her though. In high school, she found my senior prom date. Yes. There's no need to comment...I was awkward and a complete nerd and there were no guys lining up at my front door waiting to take me out.
Get your Dad!
The man pictured above, has emailed me three times and has still NOT gotten the message that I am still NOT interested; plus he claims that he is 34-years-old. Seriously? When was he 34? Back in 1980?
Golden O’s and Mint Chocolate Chip Sex
While I typically write about all of the horrendous dates I go out on, I'd like to dedicate this blog to all of the great guys out there, whether they are married, in a relationship or are single and looking for their other half.
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