LikeOmigod’s Thought of the Day
*wondering if Match.com pays people to put up ridiculous profiles (such as the one below) in order to make the OTHER guys look great?*
So very soon…and I mean in a couple of days…I will be writing about the BEST 4.5 dates I’ve had over the period of three weeks and let me tell you…these are some GREAT stories. Look for “This Thucks!” on Friday. =)
Until then…let me just vent for a few seconds.
The following dude winked at me and when I went to his profile…this is what I found:
IM not A REGULAR GUY (most cheat regardless of relationship and i can proudly say i never have), but I’M LOOKING FOR A REGULAR GIRL. EVERYBODY HAS A PERFECT MATCH SOMEWHERE or not. I THINK WE WILL BOTH KNOW IF WE HAVE SOMETHING or not. I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO HAVE FUN WITH or not. EJOY LIFE WITH. SOMEONE INTELIGENT ENOUPH TO HOLD A FRUITFUL CONVERSATION WITH or not. WHO KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH A MAN, A PERSON WITH AN OPEN MIND. AS FOR ME IM ARTISTICLY INTELLIGENT (and his profile says he makes $150k plus…HA!), so i see through bull fast and i am not up for any kind of games im too busy and i dont have time for it, BUT IM A FUN GUY TO KNOW MOST PEOPLE WHO MEET ME BECOME MY FRIEND INSTANTLY. I LOVE TO DO THINGS ESPECIALLY MAKE MONEY. IM A GENTLEMEN TO THE LADIES I LIKE TO PLAY THE PROPER ROLE AND CONDUCT THINGS IN A CIVILIZED MANOR. ALTHOUGH THERE ISN’T MUCH ELSE PROPER ABOUT ME BESIDES THIS. (DISCLAIMER) ultimately i am only trying to get (sum) I mean what else is there really, im sure you want companionship and all that mushy stuff and i respect that so why should i lie cause this is brutally true for any other guy here as well im just telling it how it is. I know it sounds bad but the truth is always hard to swallow. i dont even know you so how could i really want anything else from you. What you see is what you get. i offer No games cause there is no time so what happens all depends on you. we could fall in love, fall for each other or simply fall apart. but first things first, physical attraction thats a guys cue in every first encounter but dont blame me or my honesty, its just the way these things work. lastly, pardon my bluntness ladies but I’m looking for real wemon. not a waste of time, life is too short, id rather you know me for what i am then us confusing each other into wasting our lives trying to figure out we dont match. or that we are close to perfect. thanks;)
AL PACHINO, ROBERT DENIERO, AND TOM CRUIZE ARE AMONGST MY FAVORITE ACTORS. IM INTO ALMOST ALL MUSIC GENRAS except RAP, wait, does it matter what i listen to i mean do i really have to listen to country music to date u?
there are mostly white wemon on this site and they all are looking for white men and i dont fall within that catagory so i feel no need to say anything. i just thought i would inform you of how pittyful it is before i canceled my involvement so long.
(and how is this related to a job?)
I WAS BORN IN FLINT MICHIGAN, IM AN AMERICAN FREE BIRD MY FAMILY IS VERY RELIGIOUS BUT WITH THE NEW MENTALITY OF RELIGION. THERE ARE NO GUIDE LINES IN RELATIONSHIPS MARRIAGE EXCEPT THAT THE OTHER PERSON LOVES YOU
I’M FULLY AWARE THAT IT COULD ALL JUST BE A REALLY GOOD IDEA BUT I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THERE IS HOPE FOR US IN THE END.
K-D STUDIO’S ACTORS CONSERVATORY OF THE SOUTHWEST, BROOKHAVEN SCHOOL OF THE ARTS
(He’s a friggin’ actor????) His screenname is, afterall, DALLASCELLEBRITI.
Favorite Hot Spots
someplace she would feel confortable, wemon are different some like this others hate it. therefore i treat wemon diffrently. it all depends on who she really is.
I like to have fun if that means anything, and im not exactly referring to sex for you overzealous wemon. but i do consider it fun like everyone else of course.
i recently read the great gatsby on ipod, well it was an audio book actually. i also read lots of dumb mags like GQ with metrosexuals and homosexuals posing italian suits on every other page
So there. Just posting his profile was my vent for the day. How could he remotely think that I’d ever be interested in him? If I was a professor at either of those schools, I’d fail him purely for making the school look bad. That’s just my “wemonly” opinion.
Where in the hell do these dumbass guys come from?
2 thoughts on “Wednesday Weirdos”
okay so….you know my weird ass ways…i would probably consider giving this guy a date lol. but you is the pro daph!
Well, I think we’re real wemon in all genras. 😉 Winner!!!! Go get you (sum).