That and Mr. NiceGuy turned into Mr. DoucheBag and that left me wondering if I'd ever be able to tell the difference between "a nice guy" from a "I'm-really-just-a-douchebag-charmer-but-I-play-nice-for-about-amonth-or-so-while-you-fall-for-me-and-then-show-my-true-colors-and-turn-into-Mr.Asshole."
Golden O’s and Mint Chocolate Chip Sex
While I typically write about all of the horrendous dates I go out on, I'd like to dedicate this blog to all of the great guys out there, whether they are married, in a relationship or are single and looking for their other half.
First Date Awkwardness
First dates are hard. Not only do you have to wow someone through your profile (if you're dating online) but you have to make it during the entire course of your first date to possibly get a second.
Santa! Where’s the reindeer?
When I was younger and my mom would take me to the mall to see Santa, I always wanted to see his reindeer. This wasn't some regular kiddo asking Santa a question, this was a pesky and annoying little girl who would pull and tug on Santa's beard to see if he was legit.
Got some popcorn to go with that jizz?
And as his "o" face became bigger and his eyes squinched together, it wasn't until his forehead wrinkled up and he squeezed his legs together that I knew what was happening.
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