Boy has it. So much has happened in my life in the year and some months that I haven't written. I've gone on a few dates...nothing serious. But enough to make me actually STOP dating and delete every profile I've ever filled out. I kid you not. I'm done dating. And I don't want to … Continue reading Been A Long Time
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While I've clearly stated I don't care to date anyone (at the moment), it hasn't stopped guys from asking me out and/or guys being douchebags. It also hasn't stopped the ridiculous emails that I get on a daily basis and the crazies that keep finding me.
I got married!
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
The Backseat of My Car
He grabbed the side of my face and put his other hand around my neck and moved in for the kill…only to move around like a sloppy fish…or like someone doing the electric head slide.
I see London, I see France
I don't even know where to begin. My dating life is just the same as it's always been, you know, since the last time I wrote. 1) Crazy 2) Full of weirdos 3) Funny stories to keep all of YOU entertained 4) and ONLY first date qualifiers. I swear I’m only 2.5 dates away from becoming a nun. A gay nun. Sigh.
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