He looked at me like I had the plague and pushed himself back from me. "I don't think I can date you," he said.
Doesn’t Like Short People
So, I wrote him back. And, I was not nice. Can you blame me?
W-T-F
"I truly am not ready just yet for a "relationship." Would you consider being friends with benefits with me until I got my head and heart cleared up?"
“You Smell Yummy”
Tell me, LikeOmigod Readers...would YOU go to these lengths to meet someone?
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