I do…

I think my eyes popped out of my head. And maybe my va-jay-jay popped out too. At that moment, my invisible chastity belt hung on for dear life. Really dude? We hadn’t even had sex yet…and here he was talking about wanting to get me pregnant. Uh. Negative. No way. No effin’ way!

age ain’t nothin’ but a number…yeah right!

Anyways...being the sweetheart that I am, I kindly wrote the poor guy a message stating that while I was very flattered, I would not be able to date him, as he was too young, and wished him luck on his endeavors of finding the one.

Golden O’s and Mint Chocolate Chip Sex

While I typically write about all of the horrendous dates I go out on, I'd like to dedicate this blog to all of the great guys out there, whether they are married, in a relationship or are single and looking for their other half.

it’s been a minute

#10) "[After he finishes describing himself] Some say that I'm cocky, but I'm just confident." Red Flag. Chances are that if you say you're not cocky, but confident, you're lying and you're really just a douche. Seriously people.

First Date Awkwardness

First dates are hard. Not only do you have to wow someone through your profile (if you're dating online) but you have to make it during the entire course of your first date to possibly get a second.