Best. Break-up Letter. Ever.

"What is the worst break-up letter you've ever received and/or sent?"

The Human Trafficker

I've never met a nice, good John. They've all been assholes. My ex, this guy, The Crapper (another word for John)...The Chemist...

Been A Long Time

Boy has it. So much has happened in my life in the year and some months that I haven't written. I've gone on a few dates...nothing serious. But enough to make me actually STOP dating and delete every profile I've ever filled out. I kid you not. I'm done dating. And I don't want to … Continue reading Been A Long Time

Don’t Worry

That and Mr. NiceGuy turned into Mr. DoucheBag and that left me wondering if I'd ever be able to tell the difference between "a nice guy" from a "I'm-really-just-a-douchebag-charmer-but-I-play-nice-for-about-amonth-or-so-while-you-fall-for-me-and-then-show-my-true-colors-and-turn-into-Mr.Asshole."