While I've clearly stated I don't care to date anyone (at the moment), it hasn't stopped guys from asking me out and/or guys being douchebags. It also hasn't stopped the ridiculous emails that I get on a daily basis and the crazies that keep finding me.
“Hose”
Just a quick disclaimer: This blog is not saying that I would never try the pantyhose freakyness (because I will try everything at least once), but mentioning it on a first date guys? Really?
I do…
I think my eyes popped out of my head. And maybe my va-jay-jay popped out too. At that moment, my invisible chastity belt hung on for dear life. Really dude? We hadn’t even had sex yet…and here he was talking about wanting to get me pregnant. Uh. Negative. No way. No effin’ way!
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