So...I broke up with the "Don't Know What to Do" guy. Instead of calling him The Last Guy, I think I'm going to have to rename him Failure To Launch. That's a whole other story for another day. Another guy has asked me out recently and his name is "John." I have had all the … Continue reading Update
Best. Break-up Letter. Ever.
"What is the worst break-up letter you've ever received and/or sent?"
The Racist
He looked at me like I had the plague and pushed himself back from me. "I don't think I can date you," he said.
Like A Boss
I would have respected him more, if he had just owned up to his job. If you're embarrassed by what you do, change it. If you don't like what you're doing. Change it. Change jobs. I disliked the fact that he was willing to let some 10-letter word (management) change his story.
W-T-F
"I truly am not ready just yet for a "relationship." Would you consider being friends with benefits with me until I got my head and heart cleared up?"
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