My greatest fear is not spiders or snakes, or not being successful. It's: never knowing what it feels like to have a "love of my life."
The Backseat of My Car
He grabbed the side of my face and put his other hand around my neck and moved in for the kill…only to move around like a sloppy fish…or like someone doing the electric head slide.
I see London, I see France
I don't even know where to begin. My dating life is just the same as it's always been, you know, since the last time I wrote. 1) Crazy 2) Full of weirdos 3) Funny stories to keep all of YOU entertained 4) and ONLY first date qualifiers. I swear I’m only 2.5 dates away from becoming a nun. A gay nun. Sigh.
Gobble Gobble
Thanksgiving is a time where many give thanks to what they are blessed with in life and I wanted to return the favor, LikeOmigod style.
Wednesday Weirdos
i wonder if Match.com pays people to put up a ridiculous profile in order to make the OTHER guys look great?
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