Douches

I've gone on plenty of dates (now) worth mentioning, I've heard plenty of stories from friends, which are not only great, but help me remember other crappy dates that I've had...also worth mentioning...but LikeOmigod has been slipping. So here...let's just start all over. Let's start with a douchebag. Or two. Or three.

Get your Dad!

The man pictured above, has emailed me three times and has still NOT gotten the message that I am still NOT interested; plus he claims that he is 34-years-old. Seriously? When was he 34? Back in 1980?