While I typically write about all of the horrendous dates I go out on, I'd like to dedicate this blog to all of the great guys out there, whether they are married, in a relationship or are single and looking for their other half.
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#10) "[After he finishes describing himself] Some say that I'm cocky, but I'm just confident." Red Flag. Chances are that if you say you're not cocky, but confident, you're lying and you're really just a douche. Seriously people.
First Date Awkwardness
First dates are hard. Not only do you have to wow someone through your profile (if you're dating online) but you have to make it during the entire course of your first date to possibly get a second.
Got some popcorn to go with that jizz?
And as his "o" face became bigger and his eyes squinched together, it wasn't until his forehead wrinkled up and he squeezed his legs together that I knew what was happening.
Messengers and texting
I think I am going to start a no IM/no text policy for at least a week. If you can't keep my interest with a few emails for at least a week, you don't deserve my phone number.
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