Been A Long Time

Boy has it. So much has happened in my life in the year and some months that I haven't written. I've gone on a few dates...nothing serious. But enough to make me actually STOP dating and delete every profile I've ever filled out. I kid you not. I'm done dating. And I don't want to … Continue reading Been A Long Time

30 and Flirty

Today I am 30. (Technically I will be 30 at 4:30 p.m. but who's counting?) I am not any closer to finding the man of my dreams, nor do I care to be closer to finding him...but here's to a different set of dates, new adventures, and new loves in my 30s. It can only … Continue reading 30 and Flirty

likeomigod unplugged

While I've clearly stated I don't care to date anyone (at the moment), it hasn't stopped guys from asking me out and/or guys being douchebags. It also hasn't stopped the ridiculous emails that I get on a daily basis and the crazies that keep finding me.

The Love of Her Life

My greatest fear is not spiders or snakes, or not being successful. It's: never knowing what it feels like to have a "love of my life."

The Backseat of My Car

He grabbed the side of my face and put his other hand around my neck and moved in for the kill…only to move around like a sloppy fish…or like someone doing the electric head slide.