Boy has it. So much has happened in my life in the year and some months that I haven't written. I've gone on a few dates...nothing serious. But enough to make me actually STOP dating and delete every profile I've ever filled out. I kid you not. I'm done dating. And I don't want to … Continue reading Been A Long Time
Whack Job
How can someone who has so much in common with you be so wrong for you??? Just went out on a date with a guy who told me: his life story, why he can't get a job (he's trying for law enforcement) and why he can't get laid OR keep a girlfriend. To top it … Continue reading Whack Job
“Hose”
Just a quick disclaimer: This blog is not saying that I would never try the pantyhose freakyness (because I will try everything at least once), but mentioning it on a first date guys? Really?
The Backseat of My Car
He grabbed the side of my face and put his other hand around my neck and moved in for the kill…only to move around like a sloppy fish…or like someone doing the electric head slide.
I see London, I see France
I don't even know where to begin. My dating life is just the same as it's always been, you know, since the last time I wrote. 1) Crazy 2) Full of weirdos 3) Funny stories to keep all of YOU entertained 4) and ONLY first date qualifiers. I swear I’m only 2.5 dates away from becoming a nun. A gay nun. Sigh.
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