How can someone who has so much in common with you be so wrong for you??? Just went out on a date with a guy who told me: his life story, why he can't get a job (he's trying for law enforcement) and why he can't get laid OR keep a girlfriend. To top it … Continue reading Whack Job
The Backseat of My Car
He grabbed the side of my face and put his other hand around my neck and moved in for the kill…only to move around like a sloppy fish…or like someone doing the electric head slide.
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I think my eyes popped out of my head. And maybe my va-jay-jay popped out too. At that moment, my invisible chastity belt hung on for dear life. Really dude? We hadn’t even had sex yet…and here he was talking about wanting to get me pregnant. Uh. Negative. No way. No effin’ way!
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