First dates are hard. Not only do you have to wow someone through your profile (if you're dating online) but you have to make it during the entire course of your first date to possibly get a second.
Happy Holidays
LikeOmigod wishes everyone a Happy Holiday! Be safe, have fun and like date!
Santa! Where’s the reindeer?
When I was younger and my mom would take me to the mall to see Santa, I always wanted to see his reindeer. This wasn't some regular kiddo asking Santa a question, this was a pesky and annoying little girl who would pull and tug on Santa's beard to see if he was legit.
Got some popcorn to go with that jizz?
And as his "o" face became bigger and his eyes squinched together, it wasn't until his forehead wrinkled up and he squeezed his legs together that I knew what was happening.
Messengers and texting
I think I am going to start a no IM/no text policy for at least a week. If you can't keep my interest with a few emails for at least a week, you don't deserve my phone number.
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