#10) "[After he finishes describing himself] Some say that I'm cocky, but I'm just confident." Red Flag. Chances are that if you say you're not cocky, but confident, you're lying and you're really just a douche. Seriously people.
First Date Awkwardness
First dates are hard. Not only do you have to wow someone through your profile (if you're dating online) but you have to make it during the entire course of your first date to possibly get a second.
Got some popcorn to go with that jizz?
And as his "o" face became bigger and his eyes squinched together, it wasn't until his forehead wrinkled up and he squeezed his legs together that I knew what was happening.
Like omigod, like I’ll call you tonight.
I keep telling myself that I shouldn't be so picky...but I've decided that I wouldn't be able to deal with a man who couldn't couldn't write or speak like an actual man instead of a teenager...and therefore I have come to the conclusion, that I WILL NOT settle for man who isn't at least on my level.
Never order ribs on a first date.
Never order ribs on a first date. Hell...just skip dinner for the second or third date and if you do go to dinner, stick with the chicken.
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