Men Are Stupid

I have a new theory. Men are stupid.

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Thanksgiving is a time where many give thanks to what they are blessed with in life and I wanted to return the favor, LikeOmigod style.

I do…

I think my eyes popped out of my head. And maybe my va-jay-jay popped out too. At that moment, my invisible chastity belt hung on for dear life. Really dude? We hadn’t even had sex yet…and here he was talking about wanting to get me pregnant. Uh. Negative. No way. No effin’ way!