Because I Said So

But I do have to hand it to her though. In high school, she found my senior prom date. Yes. There's no need to comment...I was awkward and a complete nerd and there were no guys lining up at my front door waiting to take me out.

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#10) "[After he finishes describing himself] Some say that I'm cocky, but I'm just confident." Red Flag. Chances are that if you say you're not cocky, but confident, you're lying and you're really just a douche. Seriously people.