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Best. Break-up Letter. Ever.

"What is the worst break-up letter you've ever received and/or sent?"

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The Storm Trooper

I think he knew that I wasn't the woman for him and I definitely knew that he wasn't the man for me, so we just made small talk. There weren't any crazy awkward pauses which was good, and, I learned a new thing or two.

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The Human Trafficker

I've never met a nice, good John. They've all been assholes. My ex, this guy, The Crapper (another word for John)...The Chemist...

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The Racist

He looked at me like I had the plague and pushed himself back from me. "I don't think I can date you," he said.

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Like A Boss

I would have respected him more, if he had just owned up to his job. If you're embarrassed by what you do, change it. If you don't like what you're doing. Change it. Change jobs. I disliked the fact that he was willing to let some 10-letter word (management) change his story.