Get your Dad!

The man pictured above, has emailed me three times and has still NOT gotten the message that I am still NOT interested; plus he claims that he is 34-years-old. Seriously? When was he 34? Back in 1980?

I do…

I think my eyes popped out of my head. And maybe my va-jay-jay popped out too. At that moment, my invisible chastity belt hung on for dear life. Really dude? We hadn’t even had sex yet…and here he was talking about wanting to get me pregnant. Uh. Negative. No way. No effin’ way!