I got married!

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

I do…

I think my eyes popped out of my head. And maybe my va-jay-jay popped out too. At that moment, my invisible chastity belt hung on for dear life. Really dude? We hadn’t even had sex yet…and here he was talking about wanting to get me pregnant. Uh. Negative. No way. No effin’ way!