I think my eyes popped out of my head. And maybe my va-jay-jay popped out too. At that moment, my invisible chastity belt hung on for dear life. Really dude? We hadn’t even had sex yet…and here he was talking about wanting to get me pregnant. Uh. Negative. No way. No effin’ way!
Santa! Where’s the reindeer?
When I was younger and my mom would take me to the mall to see Santa, I always wanted to see his reindeer. This wasn't some regular kiddo asking Santa a question, this was a pesky and annoying little girl who would pull and tug on Santa's beard to see if he was legit.
Got some popcorn to go with that jizz?
And as his "o" face became bigger and his eyes squinched together, it wasn't until his forehead wrinkled up and he squeezed his legs together that I knew what was happening.
when has desperate ever been a good look?
When has desperate ever been a good look?
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