I see London, I see France

I don't even know where to begin. My dating life is just the same as it's always been, you know, since the last time I wrote. 1) Crazy 2) Full of weirdos 3) Funny stories to keep all of YOU entertained 4) and ONLY first date qualifiers. I swear I’m only 2.5 dates away from becoming a nun. A gay nun. Sigh.

Can you see me now?

I will break my no-photo rule if you can answer one question with a "yes." When you go out to the grocery store, a bar, a restaurant, the bookstore, a Mavs game, whatever...do you wear a bag over your head in public?