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The Human Trafficker

I've never met a nice, good John. They've all been assholes. My ex, this guy, The Crapper (another word for John)...The Chemist...

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The Racist

He looked at me like I had the plague and pushed himself back from me. "I don't think I can date you," he said.

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Lose-E-Anna – Part Trois

The moral of this story is: Friends? Yes. Lovers? (as in a relationship...) No.

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I see London, I see France

I don't even know where to begin. My dating life is just the same as it's always been, you know, since the last time I wrote. 1) Crazy 2) Full of weirdos 3) Funny stories to keep all of YOU entertained 4) and ONLY first date qualifiers. I swear I’m only 2.5 dates away from becoming a nun. A gay nun. Sigh.