Alert: Longest. Blog. Ever. Y'all... I went on a date last night and did not have a great feeling about this guy before I met him...and that feeling lasted till the end of the date. O.M.G.! I'm pretty sure if I went on a second date, I'd be locked up in a basement somewhere. I've never … Continue reading The Emoji Man
Who knew "down to earth" meant finding someone who is "freaky." Since women are the only ones who can message men after a match has been made... Me: Hey there! So how has the hunt been for said kick ass girl? (In reference to his profile and his search.) Him: Still looking. [Frowny Face] Me: … Continue reading “Down to Earth”
So, I'm still on Bumble and my time on the app has still been entertaining. The 5'9" guy got cold feet and/or decided he wasn't interested, and I'm okay with that. On to the next one, right? The app entices you to continue swiping if you haven't been on in while, and shows you ads … Continue reading Seriously Stupid
Cue Mariah Carey's "Underneath the Stars"
I am sitting here writing this blog, as I hear my window screens flutter in the wind. The cold front that was supposed to hit the Houston area, has finally settled and It. Is. Great! I love me some sweater weather! I have to warn my readers, new and old, that during my 4-year dating … Continue reading The Onion