And as his "o" face became bigger and his eyes squinched together, it wasn't until his forehead wrinkled up and he squeezed his legs together that I knew what was happening.
Like omigod, like I’ll call you tonight.
I keep telling myself that I shouldn't be so picky...but I've decided that I wouldn't be able to deal with a man who couldn't couldn't write or speak like an actual man instead of a teenager...and therefore I have come to the conclusion, that I WILL NOT settle for man who isn't at least on my level.
Never order ribs on a first date.
Never order ribs on a first date. Hell...just skip dinner for the second or third date and if you do go to dinner, stick with the chicken.
when has desperate ever been a good look?
When has desperate ever been a good look?
5’11” – 5’5″ = 6″ difference. Um…no thanks!
5'11" - 5'5" = 6" difference. Um...no thanks!
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