Golden O’s and Mint Chocolate Chip Sex

While I typically write about all of the horrendous dates I go out on, I'd like to dedicate this blog to all of the great guys out there, whether they are married, in a relationship or are single and looking for their other half.

Got some popcorn to go with that jizz?

And as his "o" face became bigger and his eyes squinched together, it wasn't until his forehead wrinkled up and he squeezed his legs together that I knew what was happening.