Got some popcorn to go with that jizz?

And as his "o" face became bigger and his eyes squinched together, it wasn't until his forehead wrinkled up and he squeezed his legs together that I knew what was happening.

Like omigod, like I’ll call you tonight.

I keep telling myself that I shouldn't be so picky...but I've decided that I wouldn't be able to deal with a man who couldn't couldn't write or speak like an actual man instead of a teenager...and therefore I have come to the conclusion, that I WILL NOT settle for man who isn't at least on my level.