Got some popcorn to go with that jizz?

And as his "o" face became bigger and his eyes squinched together, it wasn't until his forehead wrinkled up and he squeezed his legs together that I knew what was happening.

Messengers and texting

I think I am going to start a no IM/no text policy for at least a week. If you can't keep my interest with a few emails for at least a week, you don't deserve my phone number.